Like it or not, TV was, and still is, a huge part of american culture. I say “was”, because most of that culture seems to have dried right up, and what’s left isn’t very pretty. Sure, American Idol has some of it’s highest ratings ever, but is it still that great of a show? Most people don’t watch past the auditions anyways, and come on now, Hicks was a hack.

MTV-itis
One of the major problems that seems obvious when you’re just flipping through channels is that everything looks the same. Apparently, everyone thought that it was cool to copy MTV. This would’ve been great, if MTV still showed music videos at all. Unfortunately, all we’ve got now is stupid, Z-list celebrity based reality game shows on every freaking channel. What happened to entertainment? All we’ve got know is Jackass and Punk’d, a million times over.
Let’s get the Kids involved!
Growing up, Nickelodeon was my favorite TV station of all time. You just couldn’t beat the classics. Rocko’s Modern Life, The Angry Beavers, “Are you Afraid of the Dark?”, they were all great shows, and just edgy enough so that I didn’t understand half the jokes. Then Spongebob came along. And it was still good, right? By then I was starting to move on to other channels, but that little sponge guy sure could get into some..zany places. And then Nick went terminally insane.

Behold the travesty that is Teen Nick. Apparently, whoever owns Nick decided to become MTV, but for kids. Not kids, maybe, but tweens, the confused and helpless 12 year olds. So now we have a bunch of fake dramadeys, or whatever they’re calling themselves, filled with teen angst and…lot’s of magical guitar playing in crowded venues by people who cannot play the guitar. MTV, stay away from my Nick.
Maybe it needs a Joost?
Luckily, someone realized that TV currently sucks. Bad. So they made this thing called Joost (www.joost.com), which is going to (hopefully) make TV watchable again. Sure, the TV is magically on your computer thanks to some kinda alien technology or something, but it could work, right? I mean, I like good TV, so I would watch good TV. Hopefully, Joost will be that good TV, or so help me I’m giving the stuff up for good.







